My Jokes by Flynn

20 Aug 2017

Q: What’s a shark’s favourite game?

A: Snap!

Explanation: this is funny because the shark makes the sound snapping its teeth. Snap is also a game you play with cards.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve got cowboy disease!

Doctor: How long have you had it for?

Patient: One yehah!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Mooooo! Inter-mooo!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s only a joke.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police let us in, it’s freezing out here!

After many years, a prisoner is finally released. He runs around yelling, “I’m free! I’m free!” A little kid walks up to him and says, “So what? I’m four!”

Q: A man arrived in a small town on Friday. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible?

A: His horse’s name is Friday!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, silly. Cows go “moo!”

Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby?

A: He was a little hoarse.